Admit it. You've heard it in the distance. A low, grumbling that leaves you wondering, 'Did I just hear something?' as you quickly convince yourself noises like that don't exist or rather what makes a noise like that doesn't exist.
Let me tell you something. You're wrong. Here's proof.
Blue, one-eyed monsters really do exist. They rumble. They wrawr. It's like the roar of an everyday common monster but ten times scarier. They cause quite a stir among the guys hanging siding on the house going up next door, amid MN Landscape Arboretum Halloween Party goers and general passers by who are lucky enough to catch a glimpse.
They even ride bikes.
Amazing. Completely amazing.
Happy Halloween to you and yours. RAWR!